tastefullyoffensive:

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nevver:

Dr. Google

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taona:

me

thedailywhat:

Justice Served of the Day: Gallon Smashers Charged with Disorderly Conduct

Were your jimmies rustled after watching those YouTube videos of kids smashing gallons of milk in supermarkets? If yes, here’s an update that might unrustle some of those pent-up jimmies: Virginia’s Fairfax County police department is planning on filing charges against the three teenagers with seven counts of misdemeanor destruction of property and disorderly conduct.

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I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GO—bleh.

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"Everyone at Harvard gets 2400 on their SAT. Harvard is like, the best at everything, except sports. Come on, I mean even if I studied really really really hard, I’d still get like not 800 on every subject. I mean, I know i skipped a grade and a half, but like I don’t know if I can get into Carnegie Mellon. But I mean, I’ll apply to Berkeley and Harvard and Stanford and Carnegie Mellon. I mean, yeah, I do an instrument. But, not the flute. I do piano."

obnoxious middle schooler in the library (via j-gao)

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nevver:

Why is Corinne Mucha single?

famousandstupid:

vodkacupcakes:

cumplane:

me

same

yup

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nevver:

Pussies on Parade

lolsofunny:

OK so basically a girl posted a photo of herself pretending to be on the phone and she got like 1,000 notes within minutes. Well i’m pretending to be on the phone and getting dragged away by the demon from Paranormal Activity so yeah

I deserve notes ok

so this is actually really funny

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17 Euphemisms for Sex From the 1800s →

nevver:

1. Amorous congress
2. Basket-making
3. Bread and butter
4. Brush
5. Clicket
6. Face-making
7. Blanket hornpipe
8. Blow the grounsils
9. Convivial society
10. Take a flyer
11. Green gown
12. Lobster kettle
13. Melting moments
14. Pully hawly
15. St. George
16. A stitch
17. Tiff

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